1. how drunk are i? you. how drunk are you ? ? how drunk am i. fuck.
2. Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day.
3. I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
4. Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
5. Hating me for the way I look as if perfect bone structure and flawless skin is something I can help. I may not need to moisturize but I still have feelings.
For TFLN
2. Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day.
3. I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
4. Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
5. Hating me for the way I look as if perfect bone structure and flawless skin is something I can help. I may not need to moisturize but I still have feelings.